Xena: Warrior Princess, Farrel's sex life, and other off topic things (ACC)

Bryce Anderson bryce_anderson@yahoo.com
Tue, 6 Oct 1998 20:50:49 -0700 (PDT) (00907750249, 19981007035049.25443.rocketmail@send105.yahoomail.com)






---Joseph Crea <Joseph.Crea@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>
> Hello, Bryce!
>
> At 03:57 PM 10/4/98 -0700, Bryce Anderson wrote:
>
> --massive snip--
>
> BRYCE
> > Oh, I'd like to take a moment to announce the formation of my
new
> >E-mail group, the ACC (Atheists Combatting CCBE). Membership will be
> >limited to atheists who think as I do, know of CCBE and their
> >activities, and share my utter devotion to my goal of watching every
> >episode of "Xena: Warrior Princess." In short, I will be the only
> >member.

> CREA
> That's mighty arrogant of you, Bryce, old bean! You can't
seriously
> believe that your views on atheism are totally unique to you alone,
and
> knowledge of the CCBE and their activities are hardly classified as
> esoteric. As for your devotion o "Xena: Warrior Princess", you had
best
> start watching "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" as well this
season, since
> it is obvious that the story-lines of both are about to intersect in
a major
> was (Gabrielle died last season thwarting the nefarious schemes of
Daehawk
> [sp?] and Hope, while Eolus got croaked in the season premiere of
Herc doing
> much the same to thwart Daehawk and Gilgamesh). I'd consider
applying for
> membership in ACC, but like my hero Samuel Clemens, I refuse to join
any
> organisation which would be willing to admit someone like me to
their ranks!
> ;-) Hang in there and keep on thinking!
ACC We do not believe ourselves to be arrogant. We simply feel that few people match Bryce Anderson's views on atheism EXACTLY. If we brought a second person aboard, a schism would be inevitable, thus multiplying acronyms beyond necessity. The ACC has given watching "Xena: Warrior Princess" and "Hercules: The Legendary Journey" close attention. We took a vote, and we unanimously affirm that the death of the lovely Gabrielle was nothing short of tragic, and that we will write the producers of the show a really nasty letter if we get around to it. As to Joseph's apparent insinuation that the two shows might be condensed into a single show, we do not believe this will occur. The two series are pretty successful by themselves. We further believe that it was Groucho Marx who was the original propounder of this very exclusivist criteria of association. The ACC has avoided getting into several of the most recent debates (mostly because Yahoo hasn't been working correctly), but we feel the need to remind April that Farrel Till's sex life is not the primary topic of this list. Besides, even if he's had more women in his life than Ron has even MET, it's too small a survey for a proper comparison of Christian versus atheist morality. Maybe the people over at Roper would be able to dig up something. _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com