A little relief...

G. R. Gaudreau G. R. Gaudreau" <grgaud@sprint.ca
Sat, 17 Oct 1998 09:22:31 -0400 (00908648551, 003b01bdf9d1$32ecc220$b62267d1@grgaud)


Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a
nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed.
They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters
down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced
that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide
fibre net.

Polish scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters
underground, but found absolutely nothing...

They concluded that the ancient Poles 55,000 years ago had
cellular telephones.


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"Half the lies they told me aren't true."
-- Yogi Berra