Pharaoh the Nincompoop
Brian Dean bridean@worldnet.att.net
Tue, 27 Oct 1998 22:52:51 -0500 (00909568371, 19981028033550.BEOC1127@briandea)
>Jeff Epler wrote:
>>
>> Sure, Joe's technique "harmonizes" things, but if anything not
specifically
>> excluded in the bible text is permitted, then whatever weird view I'd
like
>> to espouse, so long as it isn't specifically excluded by the bible, can
be
>> considered equally correct. For instance
>> -- This universe is actually a complex simulation of the
universe,
>> all being run by those computers in Bill Gates' mansion. All
the
>> war in our universe happens because NT is a buggy operating
system.
>
>
>JASON
>Reboot?
CREA
Yep -- and then switch to a monotheistic operating system like UNIX,
which should please the Jews, Christians & Muslims. However, since the
core system is pantheistic (built around some variant of the MACH
micro-kernel) the Hindus won't be disappointed either. ;-)
BRIDEAN
And fundamentalists should like it because it has a "bourne again" shell!